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人物:追星A, 追星B,追星C,明星,车主 旁白 经纪人
旁白:A girl is crazy about a star called Handsome+人名. Even when she is asleep, she can dream that man.
A:(打哈欠),I need to go to bed, I’m so sleepy.(打哈欠)——边走边说 (趴在讲台上睡)
(进入梦乡)
旁白:In her dream……
(上台摆两个凳子,A做一个)
A:Oh, it’s a fine day. (假装看天) (然后突然不经意的拿起一本书翻看)
明星:(上台):Oh, it’s a fine day. (然后坐凳子)
(A看着看着书,就不经意的往旁边看,然后再看看书,突然感觉不对劲,在意外的往旁边看,看到了自己最喜爱的那个明星,十分激动,不敢相信这是真的)
A:Are you … are you that … super star?(激动地说不出话)
明星:(随意的回答) Yes, what’s wrong?
A: I’m your fan,super fan. Your photos are full of my bedroom, no, they are full of my house, including kitchen, living room, bedrooms, and… and toilet.
(激动,后面讲到厕所时,还有点不好意思)
(当明星听到厕所时,很惊讶)
明星:You are too…enthusiastic [in,θju:zi'?stik]. (有点嫌弃)
A: Can you give me your signature?
(讲到签名,明星就兴奋了)
明星:Ok ,of course!
A:(大声喊)Oh ,I will have the Handsome______’s signature
(突然,两个人跑过来,B把A给推开了然后两人问明星要签名)
B:Please ,please give me signature!!!!!!!
C: No, give it to me, to me!!!
(两人抢着,A一人孤零零的站在旁边,)
A: Why the result is this ?(抱头痛哭,边走边哭,然后走到睡觉的那个地方,恢复原来的样子,还有点啜泣)
A: Er? Where is it? Oh,it’s just a dream , but ,it’s a bad dream.
It’s too early, I want sleep.(又趴下去)
旁白:In her second dream, the scene is at the crossroads.
A: Look at the tall buildings, they like the …like the …I don’t have any adjrectives to describe them.
(明星上场,走在对面,也在欣赏某些东西)
A:Oh ,look at there, that man is like a star ! Oh ,Oh ,Oh ,(一次比一次激动)he is …..he is…..Handsome_______!I want his signature! But there is too much cars, What can I do? What can I do? I don’t care this any more, the signature is more important!
(正当他准备过马路时,车主做开车动作来了,将要撞A,A很害怕)
车主:Look out!
Aon’t come here, don’t come here!(闭着眼睛) (车主迅速下台)
(A突然站起来,睁开眼睛)
A:A dream .too? Oh, my god, Why do I always can’t get the signature? No, I must get it, sleep again! Yes ,sleep! But ,why do I stand here? I should lie in the bed. Whether these, I must go to bed and get the signature!(趴着又睡)
旁白:In her third dream
(明星在签名,A前面有B, C)
经纪人:One by one,Don’t be wrought-up
A: Yeah,I can get it at last. Before me ,there are only two people.
(到B)
B:I love you very much. My dreamlover.
明星:Thank you
(B下,C上)
C: Oh,I meet you ,can I hug with you ?
明星:Sure.
(两人抱了一下)
(到A)
A: I can get your signature in the end! I’m so excited
(明星面目有点难受的样子,手捂着肚子)
明星:Sorry, can I go to the toilet for a moment? My stomach is hurt a lot.(难受)
A: Yes, make yourselfe at home.
(过来一会儿)
A: Handsome_______ has gone to toilet for such a long time. Is he ok?
经纪人对A说:Sorry, the girl, Handsome_____ perhaps can’tcome here to give you signature, He is too hurt. He went home.
A: Ah? Why always me ? (伤心地离开,走到睡着的地方)
(突然起身)
A :Why always me ? I only want a signature~~ ai~~ What time is it now ? (看了一下钟,表情惊讶) It’s near 8 o’clock .I can’t arrive at the school on time! Oh no ,hurry up hurry up!策吧网